Some of these statistics are ridiculous (who’s gonna eat half a watermelon in one day?) but still.. Eat your fruits and veggies kids
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This is the humor you should expect, being my friend. See what I did there??
Looking at this pic again all i can think of is that South Park “Fat Butt and Pancake Head” episode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja5qOR-eyFo
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School is really important: Reading, writing, arithmetic. But what they tend to do is teach you reading, writing, arithmetic…then teach you reading, writing, arithmetic again. Then again, then again, just making it harder and harder just to keep you busy. And that’s where I think they messed up. There should be a class on drugs. There should be a class on sex education. No, REAL sex education class, not just pictures and illogical terms…There should be a class on scams, there should be a class on religious cults, there should be a class on police brutality, there should be a class on apartheid, there should be a class on racism in America, there should be a class on why people are hungry, but there’s not, their class is on…gym….Their class is like Algebra. we have yet to go a store and said, “Can I have X Y + 2 and give me my Y change back, thank you.” You know?…Like foreign languages. I think that they are important, but I don’t think it should be required. Actually, they should be teaching you English, and then teach you how to understand double talk, politician’s double talk. Not teaching you how to understand French and Spanish and GERMAN. When am I going to Germany? I can’t afford to pay my rent in America! How am I going to Germany?
—Tupac, Age 17 On the Topic of Education, 1988.
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incommunicado for now… traced my phone to Lisa Brown Marotta’s house, some random chick who goes to my school. but for all my detective work NYPD and my school dont seem to be proactive at all so I’m starting to lose hope on getting it back.
I think im going to stake out her house (again) this weekend
Face of a theif: https://www.facebook.com/lisa.brownmarotta